This is a submission, forwarded to me via email.
“My Dear Pheisty Phoenixes,
You completely surprised and delighted me by entrusting Phyllis the Phoenix into my care. Thank you so much! I’m attaching photographic evidence that she is happily settled in my office.
Congratulations and best wishes to all of you! You will always have a very special place in my heart.
Elizabeth (aka “Kiss-y”)”
We have the coolest college Pres ever.
